I'm not very good at this whole updating thing.
This comic is 100% true. There are literally no exaggerations here. I do not know where the IRL powerups came from, but I'm almost certain they are illegal. I've decided that NSMB Wii is a true test of friendship, and ours did not survive. I still hate Jimmy Jimmy for being incompetent and Travis can suck a duck along with all of his powerups. There's no reason to collect ALL FOUR HELICOPTER HATS.